Spoken Like A Champion

Who wants

To see a ballet with me?

Last time I saw the Nutcracker was about 20 years ago.

RRRGLGR Part 283: Waltz of the Flowers.

(Source: alexsotiria)

I’m not the sort of chap

faultandfailure:

spokenlikeachampion:

Who accedes to the requests of ladies whose favoured form of treaty is to go all puppy-eyed and intone PLEEEASE incessantly.

I can’t work out whether or not it’s because I’m a feminist who says, “instead of begging a man for something, go out and get it yourself” or if I’m just an evil, domineering man who doesn’t want them to have things.

It’s the latter, I’m sure.

Well now that we know I can continue happily with my bitter and lonely life.

I’m not the sort of chap

Who accedes to the requests of ladies whose favoured form of treaty is to go all puppy-eyed and intone PLEEEASE incessantly.

I can’t work out whether or not it’s because I’m a feminist who says, “instead of begging a man for something, go out and get it yourself” or if I’m just an evil, domineering man who doesn’t want them to have things.

I have somehow

Lost the rubber pad from the Peugeot’s accelerator pedal.

Can’t have gone far surely.

I rolled my eyes at this.

Ticking all the boxes so far.

I’d like a lady

Who is pretty and will roll her eyes and not get too upset when I say something silly.

3 hours in

I have one watcher.

I can feel the monies cascading into my bank account.